the swan 6th nov

Exactly... the spontaneous loud bangs that make me s*@! myself and aggravate my old whiplash injury Sparklers are fine, they only make a slight sizzle As for firework up my ass.... that's a man-joke. I do no partake in such activities, well, only to laugh at whoever does it

No man-joke intended, only meant about the odd wayward rocket

By the way you wrote it, it sounded like you meant you were going to light a rocket in "my" ass

Lisa wrote:

By the way you wrote it, it sounded like you meant you were going to light a rocket in "my" ass

And believe me Bazza you wouldn't want to do that!

I ahve to find a Thor's Hammer, as used at the end of midnight cruise to wake up the sleeping carravaners at Thurrock services, awesome bit of kit!

That is if my colostomy bag holds up for the night! Eh TIIIIMMMAAYYY?

[quote="Bazza"]

minty "TIMMY" wrote:

Bazza wrote:

Calimori wrote:

minty "TIMMY" wrote:

Calimori wrote:

Yeah, some of us are old now and want a comfortable place to meet up with a drink and a chat, we don't want to have to keep running away from the law.

..........or find ANOTHER new place to meet

I am going to hit you with my walking stick if I can ever catch you.

hit me with your walking stick, is that before/after or while bazzas runing me over

While, and then i'll reverse over you when we're finished

i like your style bazza,good answer
yer me also got some fire works

Unless it's pi55ing it down, I'll be there with me little 5 door.

I'd like to point out that dubdom and fireworks should be kept at opposite ends of the car park though

Eh? What? You will all have to speak up a bit, I have lost my hearing aid......

Calimori wrote:

Eh? What? You will all have to speak up a bit, I have lost my hearing aid......

I SAID WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT A CORRADO YET GEOFF?

Oh and I'm sure if you ask Lisa nicely she'll run you out in her G60 to see if you would want one of those over a VR!

My ears are burning!... i'm down for this, o and geoff. Why havent you bought a corrado yet?

O and i'm impressed with the location - its even further for me to drive apparently! lol :-)

vwdeviant wrote:

Oh and I'm sure if you ask Lisa nicely she'll run you out in her G60 to see if you would want one of those over a VR!

Ill have to start charging soon!!!

I'll light a firework "up" your ass for free

ill do it for a quid......

I BE DARE BOYZ!!

sounds like we need a first aider !

Some-one want to plug in the quick route to Hemel General, just in case Cal,Baz and I have heart failure at all the loud bangs...

Or maybe ask St-Johns to send some-one over...

Now where's my Sanatogen?

vwdeviant wrote:

Some-one want to plug in the quick route to Hemel General, just in case Cal,Baz and I have heart failure at all the loud bangs...

Or maybe ask St-Johns to send some-one over...

Now where's my Sanatogen?

your be fine chaps me and dan are first aid trained

ps,the fire work hut at the swan is selling cheap fire works.....she there untill 10pm thursday

I can do my nursey thing too! I will bring my latex (inspection) gloves

PINKY wrote:

I can do my nursey thing too! I will bring my latex (inspection) gloves

latex gloves..........do you work for customs and exsise or the police?!?

minty "TIMMY" wrote:

PINKY wrote:

I can do my nursey thing too! I will bring my latex (inspection) gloves

latex gloves..........do you work for customs and exsise or the police?!?

I do

What time?

me and papa are gonna be there for about 7pm.

I should be there ive been away too bloody long

Me and Tell are in - just have to choose between the long golf and the blown golf

long golf long golf!!! not slow golf , long golf

my bumper scrapes coming out of the swan

PremiumVeeDub wrote:

Me and Tell are in - just have to choose between the long golf and the blown golf

No question really, blown golf.