The thread hijack thread

what offsets will fit my mk2

i cant believe my monkey , he can be so cantankerous sometimes

frosties the cornflake of the tosser

69, also known by its French name soixante-neuf (sixty-nine), is a sexual activity. In this position, two people orient themselves such that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. This position can be performed in opposite-sex or same-sex pairings

milk chocolate (35%) covered carmel(32%)and biscuit

Its Great even if i do say so myself

Parpppppppp!...... oops!... better out than in.....

Yes, it was deep and wet, but it wasn't worth a fiver.

I have become Comfortably Numb

if the rash persists call a doctor

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Internal use only.

oral use only

Beat it on your nelly smelly.

Does it really work if you tap the top?

keep out of reach of children?

So anyway, she reached around, and damned near pulled the bloody thing off!

If you smear loads round the base, it'll never sqeak again.

how much more do u have to stroke it to make it sick??

Im not waving...im drowning.

I keep telling her, eastenders isn't real.........

What was I supposed to do, I was cornered, he was bigger than me and already greased up.

Next he said "Grab the snake"

once the stinging had stopped.................i realised it was actually his finger!!- hillarious! .........aahhhhh how we laughed

stay away from that trap door