The thread hijack thread

Copied from another forum where it is having great success!!! Rules are as follows:

1. Every post in this thread must have nothing to do with the preceding post.

2. Lemon curry?

blue sky?!? im confused!....

If you can't do the job don't offer to and then not turn up.

It cant be more clearer.... white is the new black!.....................................(wtf)

what you wanna do is get yourself an action man bake it for approx 20mins @ gas mk6
job done
i think thats what jamie oliver said ?

If you inflate them to 15psi you'll get better traction off the line.

why dont elephants live in trees?

have you heard the word about the bird?

YOUR ALL MENTAL!! ORENTAL

My guinea pigs are soooooo cute...I want to make a pie out of them.

if you stand on one leg, clap your hand behind your back and sign happy borthday backwards, you look weird!

hmmmm... pop goes the weasel

do u think birds have a fear of walking!!??

Did you know......yeah neither did I.

If you fit the 820 instead of the 821 you'll get an extra 14% on your GWG though - worth thinking about.

If you were talking sense I would listen, hang on, I had to have been listening to even answer you but lets be honest, you were not talking sense so just stop it.

which way does a lrft hand thread do up?

in yellow yellow i say !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree but only to the first point. The rest were fecking stupid.
Anyone want to buy a printer?

with one click of my mouse the world is in my hands!

That spanner is def what you need for the job

I believe that children are our future....

do wood worms get splinters???

It wasnt too fishy really

Help preserve wildlife and pickle a squirrel.