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Blue Bullet Girl
Nomad
Posts : 117
Join date : 2011-07-05
 |  Subject: Have you got...  Mon Sep 19 2011, 12:01 | |
| Have you got... a worst joke than this...?
What do you call two rows of cabbages?
A dual cabbageway....
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dapperdan
Nomad Crew
Posts : 2259
Join date : 2008-02-01
Location : all about the TDIIIIII's
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Tue Sep 20 2011, 02:50 | |
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that is a truly terrible joke
theres mine...............
just had some awful news .. my thai wifes breast cancer has spead to her bollocks.........
sorry :-)
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Shelley
Nomad
Posts : 121
Join date : 2009-06-03
Age : 36
Location : Watford (work in hemel)
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Fri Sep 23 2011, 13:39 | |
| What brown and sticky?
A stick!!!! Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! | |
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Kiki
Newbie
Posts : 36
Join date : 2011-08-15
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Fri Sep 23 2011, 13:56 | |
| What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh | |
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Bookish
Nomad
Posts : 84
Join date : 2009-10-28
Age : 42
Location : Houghton Regis
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Tue Sep 27 2011, 12:24 | |
| What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
A winky wonky
What do you call a donkey with three legs, one eye and wearing womens underwear?
A kinky winky wonky | |
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Shelley
Nomad
Posts : 121
Join date : 2009-06-03
Age : 36
Location : Watford (work in hemel)
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Tue Sep 27 2011, 12:45 | |
|  That's an AWESOME joke!! | |
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Bookish
Nomad
Posts : 84
Join date : 2009-10-28
Age : 42
Location : Houghton Regis
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Tue Sep 27 2011, 13:00 | |
| I have to confess not my own | |
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Dashworth
Event Organiser
Posts : 1543
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 36
Location : DA ENDZ
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Tue Sep 27 2011, 14:42 | |
| Paddy says to murphy 'can you see that forest over there?'
murphy replies 'no there are too many trees in the way' | |
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minty "TIMMY"
Event Organiser
Posts : 1787
Join date : 2008-07-03
Location : Getting muddy in the Deep south
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Wed Sep 28 2011, 03:04 | |
| knock knock,
whos there?
look trough the key hole and see! | |
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Dashworth
Event Organiser
Posts : 1543
Join date : 2009-04-29
Age : 36
Location : DA ENDZ
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Wed Sep 28 2011, 09:16 | |
| I was pulled over by the police the other day for drink driving.... I thought I would be ok because I had only had 2 pints but to give myself a bit of time I refused the breath test and was taken to the station for a urine test. The urine test came back as positive but because of I know the proceedure I hid the little pot from the sergeant. I was charged with taking the piss!  | |
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Fitzy
Moderator
Posts : 3526
Join date : 2008-02-01
Age : 39
Location : St Albans
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Tue Oct 04 2011, 06:19 | |
| I saw X-Factor was on ITV this Saturday so I got some popcorn and tuned in. After 50 minutes of watching fat gay people cry and tell the camera how much they "want this", I suddenly thought to myself....
I don't think Wolverine is in this one. | |
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Gold-mk1
Nomad
Posts : 107
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 47
Location : Watford
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Wed Oct 05 2011, 13:35 | |
| Did you hear about the train driver that won the lottery ????
HE WAS WELL CHUFFED !!!! .. :-/ | |
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Stu
Nomad
Posts : 193
Join date : 2009-06-25
Age : 42
Location : Woodhall Farm, Hemel
| | Subject: Re: Have you got... Thu Oct 27 2011, 14:53 | |
| A magic tractor drove down a road and.......................................
Turned into a field | |
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