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spooner Nomad
Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Tue Mar 18 2008, 15:29 | |
| Now Shannon Matthews has been found, she has been awarded the UK hide and seek champion, but how will she fair agianst the European champion Madaline McCann? After the yorkshire police force success in the Shannon Matthews case the portugese police have returned to the McCann's hotel room to check under the bed! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Tue Mar 18 2008, 15:33 | |
| ouch
chief inspector michael todd has today been found dead at the bottom of a cliff in snowdonia
...finally proof pigs cant fly
police digging at the jersey childrens home have found michael jackson other glove
cant beleive i just posted that! |
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Calimori Admin
Posts : 2318 Join date : 2008-02-01 Age : 678 Location : Garston, on the West Side.
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Tue Mar 18 2008, 15:41 | |
| OOWW Hoow, that was harsh... Really though, I have been wondering about that glove. | |
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spooner Nomad
Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Tue Mar 18 2008, 23:58 | |
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spooner Nomad
Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Wed Mar 19 2008, 00:09 | |
| now some classics
Bill and Ben the tv stars are next to each other in thier flower pots and bill turns to ben and says "Flobber Dobber Dobber"
Ben repiles with "If you loved me you would swallow that!"
Any way james pigs can fly! my sister has been on several planes!
Now for stand up gold
Back in about '97' i saw Phil Jupitus at the comedy club in hemel old town and we all know he is a large chap, so during his set this group of lads heckled him( like to point out not my table) and this chav shouts "why are you so fat?" which stops phil mid gag and turns, looks directly at the chav and says "cause everytime i fcuk your mum i get a chocolate biscuit!" the chav was shot down and phil carried on as before, when the chav left as people were laughing at him more than phil, Phil shouted "tell your mum i want jammy wagon wheels this week!" | |
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spooner Nomad
Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Wed Mar 19 2008, 00:11 | |
| sorry its a classic MJ joke
Why does MJ have a cheesey d1ck?
Cause the kids will do anything for the taste of dairy lee!
"I,ll get me coat" | |
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Fitzy Moderator
Posts : 3526 Join date : 2008-02-01 Age : 39 Location : St Albans
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Wed Mar 19 2008, 05:54 | |
| police found Shannon matthews and upon her release she turns to the officer and says...............have newcastle won yet???
officer replies.............Fcuk off u've only been missing a month!
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Fitzy Moderator
Posts : 3526 Join date : 2008-02-01 Age : 39 Location : St Albans
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Wed Mar 19 2008, 06:07 | |
| man sitting next to his wife on a park bench
wife says "u smell nice, what u got on????"
Man replies "i got a hard on! but i didnt know u could smell it!!?" | |
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spooner Nomad
Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Fri Mar 21 2008, 01:52 | |
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blakey Nomad
Posts : 369 Join date : 2008-01-31 Location : hemel it's a blast
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Fri Mar 21 2008, 14:20 | |
| LONELY HEARTS WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN Adventurous = like anal Athletic = no tits Thirtysomething = 41 Fun = annoying Wild = gets pissed easily Beautiful eyes = face like a dog Seeks knight in shining armour = husband f**ked off with a younger model New age = hairy smelly fanny Headstrong = argumentative Enjoys pubbing & clubbing = alcoholic Curvy = fat c**t Cuddly = fat c**t Likes eating out = lazy c**t Career woman = bitch Professional = complete bitch Open minded = dirty bitch Free spirit = on drugs & f**ked up Passionate = dying for a s**g Old fashioned = no bj's Seeking soul mate = stalker | |
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vr6brew Nomad Crew
Posts : 1506 Join date : 2008-01-31 Age : 55 Location : Hemel
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Fri Mar 21 2008, 15:20 | |
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Calimori Admin
Posts : 2318 Join date : 2008-02-01 Age : 678 Location : Garston, on the West Side.
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Fri Mar 21 2008, 16:14 | |
| Haha, there is something almost bitter about that list. | |
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spooner Nomad
Posts : 259 Join date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Sat Mar 22 2008, 16:15 | |
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looner Nomad Junkie
Posts : 987 Join date : 2008-01-31 Age : 47 Location : Aylesbury, The vale ;)
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Sat Mar 22 2008, 16:55 | |
| mmmm the dreaded list. Theres more truth to that, thn you know! hehehehe | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Sun Mar 23 2008, 14:24 | |
| I always will be sitting in the front room, my mum will come in when shes getting ready to go out and ask that same old question: Does this dress make me look fat? My Reply: Nah, your fat does! Always makes my bro laugh! Mum if your reading this....Please let me back home!!! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: jokes you should'nt laugh at! Sun Mar 23 2008, 14:34 | |
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